Utahnize

"To take out (kill) all the fun out of things. Usually performed by mormons, such as 3.2% beer."

"dood want to go make a beer run at the gas station?"
"Nah man, lets go to the liquor store, its not utahnized."

"Whoever serves beer or wine watered down, he himself deserves in them to drown."
-Midieval plea for pure libations

by Juan Felipe Medina April 19, 2008

utahn

A person who is from the state of Utah.

Do those crazy utahn's still have millions of wives and even more children?

by Ben April 10, 2005

Utahn

A person in Utah who treats visitors from other states like dog crap.

Utahns take one look at my big white beard and my four wheel drive truck refuse to serve me. They can spot a Gentile a block away.

by Bumkicker Slade May 10, 2005

utahn bullworm

A BYU student's cock that's been soaking for years.

Ben pulled out the Utahn Bullworm yesterday.

by chapterpsd April 6, 2024

Utahn Cum Swish' n' lick

Where a man cums in a woman's pussy as the woman cum's aswell. The man the collects the mingled cum and makes the woman swish it around in her mouth leaving it there until tomorrow. Then the next morning there is her mucus film on her teeth and the man licks the cum and mucus film off her teeth.

Alex: Yo jerold, my girl just gave a Utahn cum swish' n' lick and it tasted good!
Jerold: Damn wish i could've tasted it.

by TeethEnjoyer91 December 8, 2025