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Urkess
The sound of tires squealing on the pavement floor.
Bro you have the time ? "Urkess sorry buddy dont have the time, but the sunray are pointing from the east so you tell me."

Hey dude you got five dollars? Urkess ( this response could be because you dont have the amount necessery, and out of embarressment give the cold shoulder.)
Urkess by chaste May 14, 2013
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Urkelship is defined as a relationship between two entities that is accepted by one entity and rejected by the other entity.

This word originates from the American sitcom Family Matters. A character, Steve Urkel was relentless when asking Laura Winslow to go out on dates, be his boyfriend, etc.... He would get rejected every time yet he would keep trying.
Example #1: I call her everyday, but she never calls back. I am in an urkelship.

Example #2: I couldn't get into Canada again. They told me "Canada was closed." Canada and I are in an urkelship.
Urkelship by Wm_Davies November 18, 2009
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urkenslickdoingabong 

Something my friend Isaac, who is a petty child, says for me to look up on urban dictionary.
Me: Give me a word.
Isaac: urkenslickdoingabong

Urkenstaft 

When you are playing football with your stepfather then you over throw the ball and it lands on the train tracks your step dad gets hit by the train trying to get the ball and his femur rockets out of his leg and goes strait into your rectum.
My butthole hurts form being Urkenstaft
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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