Top Definition
A guy that violates the unwritten rule of proper urinal protocol, by selecting the middle urinal, when having the choice of three urinals. Thus eliminating the possibility of a buffer urinal for the next guy. A retarded urinal user.
Bill: Dude, I just tried to take a leak and when I entered the restroom, this douche was using the middle urinal. There were vacant urinals on each side, but talk about awkward!

Ted: Yeah, what a urinaltard!!
by Sirexcelence July 03, 2013

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