Jay and I just got back from our urban hunting hunting trip with 16 extra large pizzas, 80 egg rolls and nabbed the entire catering van for the bank which pushed us over the 1500 pound mark.
by KlausyTausy June 28, 2010
when too young teens sit in the middle of a crappy McDonalds building and then decide to look up random words in the urban dictionary.
by Gerlexx August 9, 2011
by Gerlexx August 9, 2011
Stealthy dressing ones self in urban camouflage, or ninja gear during the Christmas season to find, and kill front yard reindeer decorations. The usual choice of weapons for this sport are: Broad swords, katana swords, machete's, grappling hooks, or "rope". After beheading the deer with you choice of weapon, the grappling hook/rope is then used to drag the remaining carcasses behind a vehicle if deemed necessary.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
With training, the trophy heads can be rewired, and mounted for twinkly enjoyment.
"The Urban Reindeer Hunting Carol"
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
I awoke with a startle, by someone unlocking my gate...
I reached for my pistol, but by then, it was to late...
For out in my yard flew sparks, so bright, and so clear...
I ran to the window, to see my eight tiny decapitated reindeer...
I yelled curses so loud, they came out in a blunder...
Damn you to hell, sodding urban deer hunter...
by The Barn Shark December 23, 2009
Jill: "What's that police helicopter looking for with that searchlight?"
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."
Jack: "It's just another urban coon hunt."
by Seidcar October 10, 2012
An activity that takes place during the Christmas season in which lit up deer are placed in the front yards of houses and people go around the neighborhood and make them hump.Urban Deer Hunting is most often done by teenagers
Bella: Hey are we going T-Ping tonight?
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!
Jessica: Hell No! We're going Urban Deer Hunting! C'mon Bella let's make some reindeer hump!
by Alayna2765 December 27, 2008