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Upholjizzphobia
Upholjizzphobia is
the fear
of someone getting Jizz on your
upholstered
headboard
.
I'm shopping for a bed for my guest room and love this
upholstered
headboard
but I suffer from Upholjizzphobia!!! What if the guests all leave a little DNA in it,
YUCK
!!!
by
HollyWood90027
October 17, 2018
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