Up the cake

Limerick slang for taking cock up the arse

I met this wan last night and she was mad for it up the cake.

by Eirionn October 10, 2011

Hurry Up The Cakes!

Speed things up or do things faster. Appeared on a Japanese t-shirt (engrish website).

DAMN, I'm so hungry.
It feels like I ordered that pizza hours ago!
I wish they'd HURRY UP THE CAKES!

by Cliff June 5, 2005

Break-up Cake

Break-up Cake (N) - 1. A cake presented as a gift after a break-up. A Break-up Cake may be decorated with parting words, or a hateful message. Break-up Cakes with hateful messages are usually returned to the givers face. A Break-up Cake may be a cookie cake.

K: Did you hear about Mike and Jessi?
L: No, what happened?
K: He broke up with her using a Break-up Cake.
L: Really? Well, I suppose that is precisely when a girl really wants some Cake.
K: Very true!

by Terry Burnettersumthing February 21, 2011

Pineapple Right Side Up Cake

A sex position where one partner ties the other’s feet to the ceiling and pleasures themself with their partner’s upside down mouth.

My girl’s freaky as fuck, we did a pineapple right side up cake last night and I nearly passed out.

by Poopscoops000 May 9, 2020

Up side down angle cake

When a chick shits on your face and you lick it then she has her period to mix with it then u cum on the shit and take turns eating it

try the Up side down angle cake

by oj jackson November 12, 2009

Mashed up Dundee cake

The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like

Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now

by Mon nom de plume est Satre August 26, 2016

Tearin up the cake

tearin it up yo

Tearin up the cake. My boy and I were eating some cake last night and this morning and we tore it up. It was so good we couldn't stop. Means: Going beyond normal. Having the best time ever. Excess in the best way possible. Used in a sentence... We were tearin' up the cake last night, yo!

by Dkrtist April 2, 2020