throwing a sausage up & down an alley

to describe a beeotch's vagina which is so slack, your plonk wouldn't touch both sides at once

'shagging her was like throwing a sausage up & down an alley'

by BAZMEISTER October 13, 2004

up with the put-down

To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situation.

Character 1: "What? I doooon't get iiiittt...?!?!"
Character 2: "OMFG, grrrrlllll, get up with the fxing put-down. here's how it's done..."

Scene Kids on the Street: *RAMBLE RAMBLE RAMBLE. GOSSIP GOSSIP GOSSIP. SEX SEX SEX. PARAPHANELIA, PEDOPHILIA, DRUG ABUSE*

Street Cop Strolling By: "Wow, great job staying up with the put-down, kids. Keep it up!"

by Nick Hoover June 3, 2008

ten toes up ten toes down

ten toes up ten toes down; is having sex in mission position
The old tried and true.

Ten Toes up Ten Toes down; two big asses going round and round. One big sausage goin in and out. If that ain't FUCKINl throw me out.

by goddered69 September 16, 2009

sunny side up while diapers down

phrase used to define yo character/personality as satisfied with the world and not constrained by anything.
The "sunny side up" refers to gettting your luxury the way one desires it, and "diapers down" explains that as an infant, not even diapers could hold you tight.

I always make sure i get my sunny side up while diapers down. I get it my way, no matter what anyone says otherwise.

by Demander_650 May 13, 2008

Stand up at the sit down

When you have to use the regular (sit down) toilet to take a piss in a public restroom because all of the urinals are being used.

Wayne: All of the urinals were occupied so I had to do a stand up at the sit down.

by Cameron269 January 21, 2010

left thumb up, right thumb down

A saying, usually said at the end of a movie or performance, that basically means that you liked it a little bit, but it wasn't perfect.

I put left thumb up, right thumb down for that movie.

by Seshie January 15, 2009

What goes up must come down

It means exactly what it seems. A simple and common proverbial phrase, arguing what goes up must come down.

The example below is an except from 'Human Traffic' (1998), an independent British film said by character Jib.

What goes up must come down, and down, and down. Everyone looks ill at the end of the night. All have lost the power of speech, desperately avoiding eye contact. Your new soulmate, that you have been talking cod shit to for the past five hours about the story of creation or the fourth Star Wars film, is now a complete stranger.

by ArousedPopeye January 13, 2015