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Unsolicited advice 

Advice nobody fucking asked you for.
Person: you should let your hair grow out it’ll make you more attractive.

Me: I don’t need your unsolicited advice.

Unsolicited baby pictures 

Pictures of babies often, newborn and not taken with any effort, sent without solicitation.
No one wants to see pictures of your baby, if we wanted we would ask.
Just don't.
"Did you see John had his baby ? He sent us some pictures on the group chat."
"I saw, I left the group immediately. It is not okay to send unsolicited baby pictures like that."

buzzfeed unsolved 

A mini show on the YouTube channel for BuzzFeed blue created and ran by paranormal believer Ryan bergara and his skeptical friend Shane madej
Guy 1:ah man did you see the latest episode of BuzzFeed unsolved.
Guy 2: yeah man Ryan is a total crybaby shaniacs for life
Guy 1: nah man i am a believer so boogaras for life!

Unsolicited dick pic 

When a man doesn't warn his parter before he sends a picture of his dick
Girl: Why the fuck did u send an unsolicited dick pic?
Guy: I thought you like surprises...

Buzzfeed unsolved 

A YouTube series with two dumbasses who are friends. They investigate supernatural stuff and unsolved crimes. It’s really fcking funny. Also the tall man might be a demon:/
Buzzfeed Unsolved
Ryan: *gets possessed and thrown across the room, eyes glowing red*
Shane: “strong wind you got there”

the unsolicited 

The unwanted/unexpected insertion of a finger into someone else's butthole. This may be attempted on an unsuspecting person regardless of their state of dress. The aim is to attempt to stick one's digit as far as possible into another's butthole before they have time to clench/react.
I bent over to pick up the remote and she slipped me the unsolicited. Ye-ouch!
the unsolicited by tinogrrl January 15, 2011