Student #2: No, but thank you so much for desecrating my heritage.
Dude 2-"That blows, here, I filled my Nalgene with vodka, drink up."
"No, I am going to U of I this weekend to celebrate Unofficial. I wish I had gotten good enough grades to get in there." - Indiana Student 2
"Yeah, you're right. They are better at academics, athletics, AND they have way more fun." - Indiana Student 1
It is also the source of much argument between squabbling Midwest schools, as to who has the more "out of control" party.
Cool guy: Sorry, I'll stay in California where we party like that all the time and the parties are not cockfests and full of fuglies.