An elite school where the fake hippy lexus driving women come complete with armpit hair, the men all want to be Trey from Phish, and the athletes breeze through what appears to be a collection of middle school classes.

Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker.

Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want.

Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport.

Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter)

You Blew!
University of Michigan pays the fab 5
Lack of Loyalty
Pointing Fingers
False sense of arrogance
Lack of Pride
Most boring school in the big 10
by ExWolvie October 09, 2010
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A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.
(In East Lansing)

"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"

"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."
by Dick Rod November 02, 2011
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A college in the midwest where students are more loyal to their school than the Nazis were to Hitler with some going as far as to brand themselves with the infamous "block M".
Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE
by bradyjoke February 13, 2017
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