The United Nations (UN) is an intergovernmental organization tasked to promote international cooperation and to create and maintain international order. A replacement for the ineffective League of Nations, the organization was established on 24 October 1945 after World War II in order to prevent another such conflict.
by Etch Jackson January 2, 2018
United Nations peacekeeping operations consist soley of NYPD SWAT teams kicking ass in a skyscraper.
by Phil Kerpen's Pubic Hair April 9, 2005
a good dream, pity about the fact that the amount of vetoes that have been passed by the USA to any resolutions they dont like/criticizing israel has rendered it useless
by prolific dowloader November 23, 2004
A pathetic, useless organization that claims that they want and try to help the rest of the world, but in reality they are bunch of losers that are evil, just like the CIA and FBI.
Max: What do you think about the United Nations?
Molly: They are complete garbage and must not be taken seriously.
Max: I completely agree, the fact that so many people think that they are great because of their lies about how they will protect the rest of the world is an absolute joke.
Molly: Yes it is and there's absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever.
Molly: They are complete garbage and must not be taken seriously.
Max: I completely agree, the fact that so many people think that they are great because of their lies about how they will protect the rest of the world is an absolute joke.
Molly: Yes it is and there's absolutely no doubt about it whatsoever.
by PhoenixGamer34 May 20, 2021
by Chatterbox July 9, 2004
Useless organisation that likes to act like it cares about the human race and philanthropy and other silly things that don’t improve the collective/individual human experience. They don’t actually do anything at all. They just sit there and eat ramen noodles and have international potlucks every single day. If someone is giving you an ‘I’m disgusted by you’ look, that’s THEIR right (even if it’s torturous). Why are they looking at you with disgust? Who knows... maybe you’re just a MALE? Some silly little “document” called the Universal Declaration of Human Rights was created there, but nobody really cares or lives by it.
Child: “Omg, mommy! What is that rectangle building over there with all of the flags from around the world?”
Mother: “Oh, sweetheart... that’s just the United Nations— a Christmas tree ornament just like the Statue of Liberty is an ornament. It’s supposed to represent something, but nobody actually lives by it or pays attention to it. It just becomes background noise. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? No, you can’t say ‘free’. Give me your fucking hand, CHILD... or better yet, I’ll just tie you on this leash like the DOG that you are. YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO STAY IN THE STROLLER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN’S RIGHTS AND WHO CARES IF YOU’RE A CURIOUS TODDLER THAT WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING? SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU?!?????!?!??!”
Mother: “Oh, sweetheart... that’s just the United Nations— a Christmas tree ornament just like the Statue of Liberty is an ornament. It’s supposed to represent something, but nobody actually lives by it or pays attention to it. It just becomes background noise. Now, what do you want to be when you grow up? No, you can’t say ‘free’. Give me your fucking hand, CHILD... or better yet, I’ll just tie you on this leash like the DOG that you are. YOU’RE JUST LIKE YOUR FATHER!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHUT UP AND STAY STILL!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU’RE GOING TO STAY IN THE STROLLER WHETHER YOU WANT TO OR NOT!!!!!! WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT CHILDREN’S RIGHTS AND WHO CARES IF YOU’RE A CURIOUS TODDLER THAT WANTS TO KNOW EVERYTHING? SIT DOWN, SHUT UP, AND DO NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO YOU WANT ME TO SPANK YOU?!?????!?!??!”
by Mo’Nique vs. Precious July 6, 2020
by 2020 is shit December 4, 2020