The only place on earth that securely ties itself to a chair and then cordially invites all the scumbags of the world to come and rob it of its own riches and benefits, even passing laws to help them to do so and prevent its own indigenous population from doing anything about it. This has come to such a head that the people with any money /common sense are gradually (upon retirement or earlier)moving away to such places as France, Spain, Portugal to escape the madness. Eventually the indigenous population will dwindle to such a degree that there will be too few people contributing into the system to support the ever increasing number of scumbags taking out of the system.
I'm moving awaqy from the United Kingdom to escape from the ever increasing number of scumbags the country seems hellbent on importing.
by Patriotman April 16, 2007
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a small group of islands that was the only country to fight and never be concerd by the germans twice with or without the help of the yanks. also known as the U.S.A's lap dog unfortunatly the yanks see to froget that we founded ther stupid country but still boast that they are the worlds only super power,they wont use that power for good but thats not the lowly yanks fault its the preside they employ
The united kingdom controlled the bigest part of the world peacfully for the after the romans an the yanks havent even concerd canada
by robertosbore November 22, 2005
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Morons: 99% of the population
Smart people: 1% of the population
by Detroit Ryda June 8, 2005
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The United Kingdom consists of Two beautiful countries, A shite one and Northern Ireland. Some say Britain is like a thistle, Beautiful and majestic at the top, and full of pricks at the bottom. The best country in the United Kingdom is Scotland because the english are all stuck up tea drinking Queen lovers.
Are you from the United kingdom?
Yes.
Which part?
England.
I dislike your country.
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The largest place on earth with liberials, so basicly the pussy of the world (tied with canada)

we should give those basterds the palgue again
if i lived in the united kingdom, i would kill myself
by uk sucks ass November 1, 2006
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The REAL meaning for FCUK. Not just worn by fat chavs though. Thin chavs wear it too.
"I love FCUK"
"You are THE FCUK"
by Stephen Thomas November 18, 2004
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The eventual formation of a republic where all the decisions for the world's welfare are made by Washington with Little Britain tagging along
The United Kingdom of America and Little Britain is the greatest country in the world. Ever!!!
by Doddi April 7, 2008
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