Unitard

When someone does something so singularly retarded it is unlikely to be repeated. A person who is a pinnacle of retardedness (i.e. unique retard).

Clarence just got caught looking at porn on his work computer. What a unitard.

by Kwame Beauvais January 28, 2009

unitard

A person who uses unicode letter replacements in order to be cool in the online word. These people also usually think they can hack, but have never written a line of code in their life.

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by bentangle January 27, 2009

unitard

Someone who stays at a university too long, e.g. an eternal grad student.

Nine years to finish the Ph.D? You're a unitard!

by oboeguy April 20, 2006

Unitard

is the ulitmate insult. Can be an adjective or a noun to decribe the person or to say who they are.

Paige: haha wow that girl caroline is such a unitard
Andrea: really she is?
Emily: yeah you have no idea
Paige: once you get to know her you'll understand
Andrea: oh okay

by UnicornChaser April 22, 2010

unitard

A person that can only do one thing at a time.

My husband and I were having dinner and I was going to look up something on my laptop that we were discussing and he said, "Don't, let's just talk." I replied, "I can do both, I'm not a unitard." Then my husband said, "I think you just made up a new word. Add it to Urban Dictionary."

by Jackson P Frazbowski April 5, 2008

Unitard

People who walk around in normal society dressed in the full uniform of their favorite sports team.

The Unitard is a sports fashion aficionado who takes his love of sportswear to an extreme level.

by Robert Lanham, Author of Food Court Druids, Cherohonkees, and Other Creatures Unique to the Republic August 4, 2004

unitard

A unicorn that can't get a fucking hint

The one record of a unitard in video:
those dicks that don't leave Charlie the unicorn alone

by Alan Jimenez January 21, 2009