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a vampire and a unicorn mixed together all into one. instead of sucking blood like vampires, they are said to stab their prey in the heart with their horn and then drink it with a beer bong. the Unipire began when PANIC! At The Disco was asked if they preferred unicorns or vampires. Ryan Ross answered both and then they all help create it
ME: Oh My God. Brendon Urie is so sexy.....
Ryro: I like unipries!!!!!
Me: Oh My God its Ryan Ross!!!! I like unipires too....*continues to daydream about Brendon Urie while his bansd mate is RIGHT THERE*
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Unspired 

To be so impressed as to not be inspired any longer.
person A: Thx i am unspired
person B: Unspired isn't defined yet
person A: Unspired - To be so impressed as to not be inspired any longer.
Unspired by iscribble January 29, 2012
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The Unipiper 

The coolest motherfucker there is in Portland, OR. He rides around on his unicycle playing a bagpipe in a Darth Vader costume and a Scottish skirt, sometimes with the bagpipe shooting literal fucking flames as he plays it. Coolest shit ever.
He’s the next best thing to Bigfoot to find in person while you’re here in the west coast
Guy 1: “I was at Rose City Comic Con when that dude on a unicycle or some shit came by and gave me a fist bump
Guy 2: “Dude, the fucking Unipiper?”
“The Unipiper” must be included in the usage showcase for me to post this. Wack ass shit
The Unipiper by DudeGuyMan669 January 6, 2023

UnipixelUwU 

A person who's creativity is off the charts but doesn't know it yet, they are super sweet, kind and some people if they deny, UwU isn't something a furry uses
Omg did you see UnipixelUwU's drawing, it was soo good! But she says it's bad..
UnipixelUwU by Unipixel! December 22, 2021

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026