Navigating the hallways of one of the richest schools in Pennsylvania you come across the girls that are "popular" participating in the Bulimia Olympics, but not without carrying their Louis Vuitton bags and wearing the latest from Abercrombie & Fitch with the "thong of the week" from Victoria Secret. Once you get your eyes rolled at a few times and a few dirty looks from the sluts--I mean girls, you come across the other half. If you aren't wearing pants 12 sizes too big along with your ice 'round your neck and a joint in your pocket, you aint cool. Everyone belongs to the Ghetto, or wish they did, as they trip over themselves tryin to rap their way down the hall. Gotta have had sex or gotten drunk or you're just plain weird, and if you have something to do, you are in the minority, but whites definately aren't. Unionville is the ghetto meets Beverly Hills.
You know you're in Unionville when...
every kid has rap blaring out of their oversized headphones
a guy can wear baggy jeans and a Dr.J jersey and the next day wear a shirt and tie, but still be fashionably correct
One of the smartest schools in the state of Pennsylvania...Not everyone smokes up and gets wasted each weekend,every high school has kids like that. It is just a accustion Kennett
makes because mushrooms are the only things it has going for it.
Unionville High School may have its share of daddy's girl sluts and Hummers parked in the school parking lot, but it also have the highest test scores in our state, and about 97% of the school goes to college.
white.... thats all i have to say
about 98% of uville is white
The opposite of Kennett
aka smart, rich, white kids who have their own cars and plan on going to expensive colleges in VA and the Northeast. You can count the # of minority kids on one hand, and you'd need about 67 hands to count the # of expensive-ass cars in the parking lot. But the girls are pretty, the student body actually is intelligent, and the rivalry between Kennett and Unionville is probably the strongest of any two high schools.
A little too much like the Main Line.
High school in Pennsylvania widely known for its incredible theater department, as well as its rigorous academics. We also have a kick-ass marching band, and our music department boasts some of the most hardworking and talented kids around. In other words... We're not all snobby, slutty, jock-ish, popular jerks. This school is dominated by drama geeks, computer nerds, science prodigies, and art students. Sure, there are kids that fit the Unionville stereotype, but they're outnumbered by future Broadway stars and nuclear physicists.
The phrase "Unionville High School" has been officially declared synonymous with "Cappie Magnet."