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1.
(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.
I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.
by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009
 
2.
Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.
Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example
by Michael Eisner January 28, 2009