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(N) Someone who takes part in a Union Jake-off, then feels dirty afterwards and goes to vent about it on a disreputable forum filled with 14 year old nerds who have never gotten near a woman.
I saw a group of Union Jakes yesterday.
by PhoenixRising January 22, 2009
Getting together with friends and circle jerking with each other.
Ha! You guys Union Jake!

But you didn't invite me!

/lame ass example
by Michael Eisner January 28, 2009