Unicorned (verb)--the process of being impaled in some way by a unicorn, usually the horn on its head. There is no proof that this can be done since no-one has ever seen one of these in the first place.
Officer: Your Mom and Dad was recently unicorned yesterday while trying to find the land of unicorns...thus, they had entrusted you everything they had in their will.

Son: O_O......YES! I GET EVERYTHING! THANK YOU GOD!
by The one above all December 20, 2009
The act of taping a beer can to a passed out friend's forehead. Accomplished with one empty beer can some tape.
Jon: Jaeger got unicorned and the fag is sitting on his face.

Teggs: Sucks to be him.
by NJITdrinksFACE July 02, 2010
When grinding on a male SO low that his penis rests on your head.
Lucy got unicorned on the dance floor last night.
by Unicorn princess. September 20, 2013
When boning a horse and its dick goes through your forehead
You just got unicorned!!!!
by yay asians May 29, 2011
When having missionary sex and you punch the girl in the forhead and leave a red mark.
So i had her on the bed and was taking that ass hard then i unicorned her.
by Keljoran September 06, 2014
When you take your testicles and gently put them in the eye sockets of a sleeping friend while at the same time getting aroused and having a full erection thus making them a unicorn.
"Dude if I find out one of you guys unicorned me i'm going to take out the time to personally assassinate each one of you"
by Flappy98 July 15, 2012
Unicorned-when a person in the gym gets rammed in the ass by a large piece of exercise equipment.
Mike wasn't paying attention and was unicorned by the leg press.
by Sergeant Firewater April 03, 2010
To stick an enemy in Halo 3 with a spike grenade so that it sticks out of their head giving them the appearance of a unicorn.
Yo man, you just got unicorned!
by MNetLucas September 20, 2008

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