Unich 

It was discovered that men who have their balls removed before their late 30s;

1)Live longer lives, because testosterone is an aging booster.

2)Don't grow hair on their backs & chest.

3)Don't get receading hairlines.

4)Don't pester their wives in bed.

5)Don't think about sex & have actual lives to live.

6)Retain their physical beauty longer.

They say being a unich makes him less of a man, but the ladies are all over him.

Unich by Allaiyah June 24, 2004

Unich 

An individual with whom the sex has been defined as "undetermined". Likes to think of himself as a "ladyboy" but lacks the ability to be a real woman, do to the fact that he couldn't handle the pain of childbirth, cramps and being shafted from behind....also cannot be classified as male due to lack of balls...they might be there but no one can tell, unless they possessed a microscope. Likes to live in the shadows, where inappropriate clothes and act only under fake names.

Unichs abound in anything that involves someone, anyone sending nudes. They themselves are willing to send chest shots only, as they have no distinguishable traits such as a vagina or dick.

Unich by IHateyoutoo,Austin!!! January 7, 2019

sammy_unich_519 

A FAT FUCKING BITCH WHO CANT HIS MOUTH SHUT Who’s finna get popped up

Yo was good lil sammy_unich_519 bitch I got that thang on me

sammy_unich_519 by David_thedog April 20, 2022

unchy 

A dmv term for when shit gets real or wild.

Were you at the party last night? A fight broke out and shit got real unchy

unchy by I'm no bitch February 22, 2019

unicorn fart in the wind 

noun

1. an undeveloped idea

2. an idea that is not grounded in reality

3. an ill conceived plan that has no chance of coming to fruition

4. something that does not exist in the real, or physical, world

Geezer: …so this “crypto currency”, as you call it, which doesn’t exist in any physical form, is going to revolutionize the way the world transacts business?
Millennial: Yes…exactly.
Geezer: That’s just a unicorn fart in the wind.

unicorn fart in the wind by goose_on_a_roof March 27, 2022

Unice 

unice is a caring person. she is outgoing beyond compare and can always make your day in a heart beat. and she is very strong she mighty have a hard life deep down but she’ll never show it unless your rlly close to her . unice may not be perfect looking but she is a fun, loving, and caring best friend to have. any chance you can to be friends with unice take it. she isn’t as popular as most but she is a great friend. she’ll stick with you through hard times and won’t ever let you down. overall, unice is a fun, caring, loving, crazy friend to have. and also if u date her u won’t regret it bc she’ll love you with all her heart

girl: “omg unice is my best friend”

girl 2: “no she’s my best friend”

Unice by maya_•_emo April 26, 2019

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome 

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome occurs when, instead of using a characters name or a pronoun, you repeatedly use other descriptors for them, such as "the baker," "the ninja," "the dragon."

Common in Fan Fictions, the term spawned from the Friendship is Magic /fic/ board where writers would refer to Twilight Sparkle as "lavender unicorn" rather than using her name to describe when she was doing something.

"As Twilight Sparkle walked into the room, the lavender unicorn lifted the book from her shelf with a wave of her horn."
That's Lavender Unicorn syndrome right there. We have pronouns for a reason, people.

Lavender Unicorn Syndrome by VannerWriter November 20, 2011