Uneffable 

Someone who is so indescribably unattractive that it is impossible to fuck them.

"I've thought about it dude, but she isn't just ugly, she's mean. Totally uneffable."

Uneffable by Matty B Good May 19, 2009

uneffable 

short for un-effing-believable; un-fucking-believable; unbelievable

"That concert was uneffable!" -Roger

uneffable by MissJuly October 15, 2013

Ineffable

Can not or, will not be expressed in words.

Crowley and Aziraphale are ineffable husbands.

Ineffable by Just_an_Otaku June 18, 2019

Ineffable husbands

The ship name between Crowley and Aziraphale from the book and Amazon Prime show, “Good Omens.”

“The ineffable husbands may not say it but they definitely love each other”

“Ineffable husbands are actually canon”

Ineffable husbands by Panicking!AtTheBathroom July 14, 2019

Ineffable

1) Too great, too wonderful to be expressed or described in mere words. An indescribable feeling, person or thing that exists only in fleeting thoughts.

2) A term used by an angel to describe the Plan of God; Her Ineffable Plan. Separate from the Great Plan.

Crowley and Aziraphale are such ineffable husbands.

Ineffable by yuor-devil August 31, 2019

Ineffable

Anything ineffable is unspeakably beautiful, moving, or horrible. It's beyond expression. If something is so powerful or emotional that you can't even describe it, it's ineffable. Ineffable ideas and emotions are difficult to put into words.

The ineffable husbands Aziraphlae and Crowley are ineffable.

Ineffable by LesbiHufflePuff February 7, 2020

Ineffable Bureaucracy

Ship name between the archangel fucking Gabriel and Lord Beelzebub from the Amazon Prime show and book, Good Omens

"Ineffable Bureaucracy and Ineffable Husbands are the two best ships in Good Omens!"

Ineffable Bureaucracy by fairlyaround November 29, 2019