Sleep, specifically referring the brain's cognition during the act of sleeping.
Person 1: How was AP Chemistry today?
Person 2: Man, I was so bored, I ended up doing some unconscious masturbation.
Person 1: That's pretty cool, bro, I did some unconscious masturbation myself during Spanish class.
by Frothy Walrus March 11, 2010
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