unconcious fat transference

the process by which when you break up with someone, they lose 15 pounds while you gain 15 pounds

Him: Hey, I've been working out and lost 15 pounds. I almost have my six pack!
Her: Holy crap! I've GAINED 15 lbs. You totally practiced unconcious fat transference on me! I hate you!

unconcious fat transference by Bebe de la Luna September 4, 2008

Unconsciously Knobbed 

The act of penetrating someone who has passed out or has died.

Laura drank the tasty beverage and woke up with a sore anus, she thinks she has been unconsciously knobbed.

After a round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciusly knobbed this years homecoming queen.

Maurice the mortician was feeling horny so he decided an unconscious knobbing was in order.

Unconsciously Knobbed by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

unconciousnessism

the act or feeling of unconciousness.

a) larry got knocked the fuck out, he was actively engaged in unconciousnessism.

b) i ran into a pole, whilst unconcious i felt feelings of unconciousnessim.

unconciousnessism by the dolmio grinner June 11, 2009

Unconsciouslessness 

void of being unconscious

I took the dose and then I experienced , true unconsciouslessness !

Unconsciouslessness by EllisD October 9, 2016

unconsciously incompetent 

When you are dumb and don’t even know you are dumb.

That new kid is unconsciously incompetent to racing cars. It’s his first time driving and he thinks he’s Lewis Hamilton.

unconsciously incompetent by duckbutt23 September 5, 2021

Unconcious Woo 

When you surprise your woman or man with words of love, and didn't realize you did it.

Last night I told my woman she was the sexiest woman alive as I roll back over to sleep, and she blushed from unconcious woo.

Unconcious Woo by Daddy yum yums December 20, 2018

unconsciously tuned 

To be aligned with not only yourself through most all senses an even vibrations ..to tune one's minds together all together universally fully aligning ones insights to hindsight giving one the ultimate feel of security configuration an senses of confidence beyond measurement..

I once was lost ultimately without tune or harmony God seemed upset to see one with so much passion he unconsciously tuned the mind of the weary traveler an the traveler lived on no longer burdened by the thoughts an fear of the unknown leaving him,,,happily blessed..

unconsciously tuned by Solo mf polo July 14, 2022