Greatest basketball team to ever play in the NCAA, has won 4 national titles, and recently beat Illinios to win the 2005 NCAA title.Their rivals are Duke which have the ugliest players, ugliest coach, and just basically suck. Everything>>>>>Duke.
by John April 21, 2005
A school that excels in offering the best education in the most useless degrees such as English and History. However, UNC's neighboring universities, Duke and NC State, succeed in offering useful degrees such as engineering, math, the sciences, agriculture, and many more. Unfortunately, many Alumni and students at UNC are very unaware of how useless there school is since they are busy overly-obsessing about their school.
Employer: So tell me about your educational background.
UNC Grad: I have a Bachelor's degree in History.
Employer: That really doesn't help us.
UNC Grad: Yes, but it's a top history school
Employer: Okay.....
UNC Grad: I have a Bachelor's degree in History.
Employer: That really doesn't help us.
UNC Grad: Yes, but it's a top history school
Employer: Okay.....
by Jesse. B. April 2, 2008
The college that all worthless North Carolinians attend. Any worthwhile major will be found at NC State - such as engineering, agriculture, or veterinary medicine. Duke beats UNC at the few and trivial things that State temporarily cannot. (basketball) Every male who attends UNC is either already gay, will become gay, or is bisexual. If a student at UNC ever makes anything of him/herself (which is rare), it is because he/she sucked a lot of penis or had a really good friend at NC State. Most UNC fans are also illiterate.
NC State grad: "I'm an engineer who works for a major company that brings jobs to thousands of North Carolinians. My wife is a vet who treats livestock for our fellow NC State alumnus, Farmer Dave. He makes sure NC has plenty of food. We help make North Carolina the great state that it is."
UNC grad: "My partner and I are trying to move out of NC to San Fransisco where our culture is accepted. We are trying to raise enough money by selling art and sucking dick."
UNC grad: "My partner and I are trying to move out of NC to San Fransisco where our culture is accepted. We are trying to raise enough money by selling art and sucking dick."
by pack4life February 10, 2011
"Oh, damn, who is that hotty you were talking to at the party last night?"
"um, that was my brother."
"oh."
"yeah. um. unc."
"um, that was my brother."
"oh."
"yeah. um. unc."
by iloveamandabynes January 3, 2012
The quality of being the opposite of "based" and "cool". Often used in place of "jerk" or "dumbass".
Is the opposite of oss!
Is the opposite of oss!
by JpackOrange July 14, 2022
An "unc" is typically an Italian-American gangster/mobster, often living around the area of New York. (However there have been numerous sightings around various football stadiums in England)
Aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.
Typically using a specific Italian-American accent, words such as "burger" are pronounced "boy-ger". Often deal in organised crime and football management.
Aesthetically, they are often very smartly dressed, with neat, well-kept hair; however often hair can be gelled back/ combed over.
Typically using a specific Italian-American accent, words such as "burger" are pronounced "boy-ger". Often deal in organised crime and football management.
by David Hooner April 16, 2008
Trashy school full of north carolina rednecks and wannabe frat douchebags. Large population of STD infested women and crustached males. The students of this university can never cease to make fun of Duke University, because they are jealous of Duke students' good looks, personalities, and intelligence. School color is nothing more than a washed out version of Duke's Royal Blue
Because Johnny was not good enough to attend Duke, he had to instead go to UNC, where he caught 3 forms of herpes in a matter of days.
by Dean Smith August 17, 2005