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Unbrofessional 

Unbrofessional is when one of your friends does something that might require you to take their man card away from them or they do something to break the bro-code.
Situation 1: "Dude, I can't believe you told her that I was checking out her ass. That was unbrofessional."

Situation 2: "I was talking to that girl and you came over and just stood there smiling, looking like a dork, and made her leave before I could ask her if she had a boyfriend. That was very unbrofessional."

Situation 3: "I can't believe you cock blocked me like that, you unbrofessional assclown!"
Unbrofessional by S4T4RR October 19, 2011
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Unprofessional 

Something shitty and not professional, something like fwiffo's discord server
Fwiffo's discord server is so unprofessional that it makes me want to die.

professionally unprofessional

Used to describe someone who is very good at being mediocre.
John did not get a raise at his job due to being professionally unprofessional .

unprofessionate 

Wil, I would never laugh at you. It would be unprofessionate.
unprofessionate by jramboz March 4, 2010

Unprofessional 

A word managers say when they see something they feel threatened by in the workspace.
Making popcorn is unprofessional!

Dirty And Unprofessional 

Something shitty and not professional at the job/task at hand.
Those guys on 27 & 30class locos are dirty and unprofessional that I could do so much better!

unprofessional mechanic 

don’t ask the unprofessional mechanic for advice
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When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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