Umprit 

noun. Foolish or stupid person. Occasionally used to insult an individual without them understanding that they have been insulted.

nb. Sounds best when spat out in a Yorkshire accent.

"What did you do that for? You umprit!"

Alternatively: "What did you do that for? You F**kin' umprit!"

Umprit by Andrew Brookes August 17, 2008

Umrith 

Usually an Indian/faggot. He enjoys it when large black men molest him and his face/personality makes you want to commit suicide. He also has a small penis , usually the size of a paper clip.

Tom: is that Umrith

Tom's mom: yes it is because he has a small penis

Tom: oh

Umrith by FlaminMcSwag June 4, 2014

Umprettysweet

Umprettysweet is a slang term that came about when me and my friend Don were playing driver2. It means what it says: Um... pretty sweet. Umprettysweet can also be abbreviated "UPS", thus the term "UPS guy".

"Tacos are Umprettysweet."
"These tacos are Umprettysweet."
"Those tacos are Umprettysweet."
"I am Umprettysweet."
"I AM UPS GUY, I OWN JOO!"

Umprettysweet by Bobby Rain September 25, 2005

umpity

an up tight person with no reason to be. someone who is stuck up or believes they are better than the rest when they truly are not.

This umpity women got some nerve lookin' at me like that! I'd like to smack that umpity look off her face.

umpity by rex camar August 2, 2007

uprit 

Uprit is a way of sex

Wife: can we do sex?
Husband: sure that is uprit

uprit by Uprit May 24, 2021

Umpiteur

When someone gives you something you never asked and then asks for a favor in return

Gina: Hey Liz! What happened?
Liz: Tom is asking me for money.
Gina: Why?
Liz: Because he raped me last night.
Gina: Tom is such an umpiteur.
Liz: Yeah, totally.
Gina: But you paid Josh when he raped you.
Liz: Yeah. This is different. Tom doesn't know how to rape. I didn't even get pregnant lol.
Gina: OMG he is an amateur umpiteur
*Both girls laugh*

Umpiteur by broken_benis June 2, 2021

uprith 

Someone who loves pink af

The is uprith

uprith by Magnet008 June 10, 2021