Umpie 

A cute, short boy with golden-brown hair and dark eyes. Is usually very strange in a good way but never lets down a friend and can be serious when you need him to be. Can make a rock laugh very hard until it cries.
Girls tend to take advantage of him because he is so sweet and caring, but when the right girl stays with him, he treats her like a princess.
Usually has a best friend called Cate/Kate/Catherine/Kathryne who is also very strange, but extremely beautiful.

Girl 1: I can't believe you cheated on Umpie.

Girl 2: I know, Bruce SO wasn't worth it.

Guy 1: Umpie has a hot best friend

Guy 2: I know, I wish I was him!

Umpie by Cutefeet February 12, 2010

uppies 

when you (as a little baby man) want to be picked up and lifted into the air by another person.

Uppies! Uppie, uppie uppie! Hm... No uppie? It's Mr. Worldwide, it's Mr. 305. If you do not give me an uppie, I will piss all over your feet.

uppies by monkeysforsale May 4, 2021

ummie 

She was not a girly girl. Her personality is one of a kind. Usually, people named ummie are so into sports. She is a super secretive person because dont want people to worry about her. Cheerful and soft hearted.

That ummie? Damn she kicked that ball better than the boys do.

ummie by Hakeemxx December 27, 2016

Uppie 

when you wanna be picked up by someone

UPPIE! UPPIE! UPPIE! give me an uppie or I will piss all over your feet

Uppie by CielStar April 25, 2021

Uppies 

When you want somebody else to help you get somewhere higher up

Can you give me Uppies dude?
My Uppies got rejected

Uppies by StarDude560 May 29, 2020

Umperb 

A superlative of the highest order and magnitute.
It has its root in the word Superb.

The word was first said by Shang Tsung in Mortal Kombat on the N64. The character was supposed to cry "Superb!" in response to a particularly tasty uppercut, but due to a freak alginment of the planets and a mystical symbol drawn in the dust of the N64 console, he actually uttered the cry "UMPERB!".

Others theorise that the anomaly was created through poor rendering provided by the N64's sound chip, but no-one can be sure.

"That's a superb pie"
"It's better than superb - it's umperb!"

Umperb by Gallagsn January 13, 2008

Umpteenth 

1-Adjective used to describe an action or event that has been done or taken place too many times to count.

2-used to expect distatste for how many times an action has been done

3-Something women say a lot about men.

"Adam, you have complained for the umpteenth time! just eat the stupid apple, and i promise I will stop nagging!"

"Fine, eve, but for the umpteenth time: this is a bad idea." -eats apple-

Umpteenth by wordslinger88 July 1, 2009