Umbright 

A last name of germanic origin (from Umbricht) with the amazing ability to impart hyper-intelligence to the fourth born child in a family. Tragically, this magical gift relegates the first three children to substandard intelligence.

The three eldest Umbright children gaped in slack-jawed, simple-minded awe at their youngest sibling.

Umbright by u_fourth April 18, 2009

unbright 

An amazing expression my lovely wife uses to describe both the act of dimming a screen or her own intellectual capacity

Steve, unbright the screen I can’t see

unbright by Shteef July 29, 2020

umbricht 

verb: To hit someone with a door, hard.

Marc Umbrichted Bob the other day in the lobby. He got five stitches.

umbricht by Marc Umbricht January 9, 2008