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Umbrellaphant 

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1 Um-brel-la-phant
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noun ,verb, adverb

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was first Used in a book "The Drawers" by The Driftinghobos inspired by John Lennon's "Sky Writing by Word of Mouth"... crazy poetry for peace

1: A nonsensical creation 2: To overpower, or completely cover 3: An Elephant with an Umbrella as an extension of its trunk
1: Look at that Umbrellaphant! 2: Stop being an Umbrellaphnt!
3: that was so Umbrellaphant man! 4: that UFO was so vast it Umbrellaphanted the sky.
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umbrelephant 

It's an elephant that you keep as a pet with the sole purpose of using it as an umbrella. You walk around underneath it, and it shields you from the rain.

When you find yourself tired of carrying an umbrella and you just can't be bothered, one should go and buy an umbrelephant.

They are particularly popular in Seattle, Washington where it rains daily.
Sam: "Shit, man, I forgot my umbrella and it is pouring outside!"

Zach: "No need to worry, Sam, I'll get my umbrelephant. We will walk under him together and he will shield us from the rain!"

Sam: "Sweet, I need an umbrelephant!"

Stinky Bobby

When you find a little guy who is stinky. Usually needs a belly rub.
Hey, that’s Stinky Bobby.
Stinky Bobby by anorlondo June 17, 2026
Word of the Day on July 29, 2026
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026

funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
Word of the Day on July 25, 2026