Ultracare 

The highest level of care, apparently, provided by Ultralase.

Its "what Ultralase believe in, what they do and how they do it. It means they are with you every step of the way".

"They are committed to treating you as a person and giving you the highest level of care, right from the very start. They are confident that their levels of care are unequalled"

Wow, that care was more than just care; it was Ultracare!

Ultracare is amazing...

Ultracare by Ashley Sykes March 15, 2008

ultrafrench

The most prestigious language, ancestor of all. Founded by Redditors that realised since English is 99% French and Québécois French is 50% French, Québécois Franglais is 149% French, making it more French than French itself

Ah, but you see, the Chinese definitely-a-language and Latin are all dialects of Ultrafrench, therefore tea in Portuguese and Hokkien are cognate.

ultrafrench by ND381 July 12, 2021

ultrafarts 

The most rank and resonant, and therefore the most elite, of farts.

He is the absolute, hands-down king of ultrafarts.

ultrafarts by Dr Bunnygirl April 23, 2019

ultrasafe 

FREE MONEY

if you aren't investing now you are a moron

Jim : Yo did you buy ultrasafe ?
Bob : No
Jim : Fucking moron you missed out on 1 million

ultrasafe by phantom12 June 2, 2021

Ultramarathon 

1.) An insanely bad-ass long run that tests the mental toughness of the world's finest athletes; A supreme test for athletic prowess
2.) the hardest thing a human can do
3.) a run longer than 26.2 miles, although most "ultras" are 50 miles, 100 miles or 100+ miles

"He ran an ultramarathon, you've only climbed Mt. Everest once"

"There are more Harvard Phd's than Ultramarathoners"

Ultramarathon by xtremerunner88 October 13, 2009

ultracrepidarian 

One who speaks above his level of knowledge, experience or expertise. From Latin Ultra=above & beyond + crepis-idis=sole,keel.

The story goes that when the famous Greek painter Apellis made a full-body painting of Alexander the Great and showed it to the audience, a shoemaker approached him and made some comments about the rendering of the sandals of the great warrior. The painter promptly acknowledged the error and with a stroke of his brush corrected it. But after a while the same man started to comment about the robe of Alexander and the painter cut him short by saying, "Stick to the sandals, my valuable friend".

ultracrepidarian by John Prezanis July 21, 2003

ultratard 

An annoying person who thinks they are an intellectual genius, but in reality are extremely unintelligent. An ultratard will always jump into the middle of conversations and spout out useless and incorrect information. They will speak loudly when talking to one person so bystanders will be sure to hear their idiotic ramblings.

I asked him a question and he gave me a 10 minute answer that made absolutely no sense. He is a real ultratard.

ultratard by Cleetis April 2, 2008