When a man is having sex with a woman from behind and jumps up, removing his penis from the girl’s vagina just before he is about to ejaculate, and then lands so his penis slides into the girl’s asshole, using his ejaculate as lube.
by QCumBear August 31, 2021
by Bbqpitmaster February 23, 2021
When 2 Ukrainian brothers attend a Christmas party and stand under a mistletoe and as per Ukrainian tradition they measure their penises the male with longer cock gets to smash a beer bottle on the losers head
Jamilyn attended this years Christmas party but accidentally stepped under the mistletoe causing a Ukrainian mistletoe safe to say she lost
by Swazey1450 March 3, 2023
When you spank off in a chic's ass crack. Once her shitter is full of your baby batter, one gets a running start and jumps on her legs, with a raging boner. Your meat missle misses going in her asshole and pushes your cum up onto her back as you slide forward leaving her back in a frothy whitewater mess.
Megan said she wanted something different Not wanted to take Megan's anal virginity, Hal gave Megan a Ukrainian Waterslide. Hal slid off and hit the coffee table. The next day he was in a neck brace.
by RoawdyC April 21, 2016
When a man knocks a woman unconscious. He then proceeds to build a pulley system on the ceiling of his room. He then ties the woman, by her feet, to the pulley system, slowly pulling her up. at this time, the man, with his penis out, positions himself right below the woman's mouth. He then releases the pulley. Right before the woman's mouth hits his penis, he trusts upwards with his penis, shoving his cock in her mouth and through her neck, impaling her.
"Last night was a disaster. i gave this girl a UP (ukrainian piledriver), and i killed her."
"..........YES!!" (high fives)
"..........YES!!" (high fives)
by Darryl Harding August 22, 2006
Taking a crap in a person's slippers so that when they put them on in the morning, the landmine goes off.
I just stepped on a Ukrainian Landmine
by El Gringo the third March 8, 2009
Hottest girls on the planet tbh. They normally have big booties, and some gigantic titties. If they’re a blondie, they’re not as hot. If they’re a brunette, they’re very very hot.
by hamburger2020 June 22, 2022