A boring shit hole some place in the south of England. The high street is't dangerous unless you define dangerous as BORED OUT OF YOUR FUCKING MIND!!!
Person 1: I'm going to Uckfield later.
Person 2: Take a magasine or a games console cos it's gonna get dull.
by Chicken118 December 8, 2010
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A place where EXTREMELY strange people live. Strange both in looks AND personality. Don't walk down the High Street alone.
Person 1: I walked down Uckfield High Street last night.
Person 2: WTH WHY???? It's like The Hills Have Eyes down there!!
by Skins-Lover-95 April 1, 2010
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Shittest school in england, if you go there you're either a roadman chav or an fucking spas. Everyone is dead inside and wants to yeet themselves off beachy head, even the teachers. Every day gets worse, someone please take the pain away.
Person 1- You go to Uckfield College?
Person 2- Yeh, everyday gets 10x worse. I want to die.
by n1bba_ch33se January 10, 2020
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Absolute shit pit in East Sussex, everyone who goes here wants to die and the teachers care more about uniform and jewelry than they do about doing their job. It's in a decent enough area tbh just a very dull school
Person 1:where do you go to school?
Person 2: Uckfield College
Person 1: and you haven't died of boredum yet?!
by Cameleater37 February 16, 2021
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This is a school in East Sussex. Some people are very posh yet we have a wild species named roadman they think they are very 'ard and run the place but they really don't. Some teachers are really nice yet some are nasty and accuse you of being in school. All in all, it is a 3/5 school with nice people apart from most people.
"wow, have you seen the new student at UCKFIELD COLLEGE?"
"yes he is a roadman"
by littlechickennuggs October 11, 2019
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