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Lubertarian

An individual that cannot masturbate without the application of generous amounts of lubricant.
I simply cannot dry rub myself. I’m a true lubertarian.

As a lubertarian, I have a plethora of lubricants in my nightstand.

Rachel gave me a vigorous handy and I’m so glad she respected the fact that I’m a lubertarian.
Lubertarian by Eaton Holgoode February 1, 2018
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ebertarian 

A moviemaniac, a vidiot, a filmgoer who's addicted to the reviews of Roger Ebert
He's such an Ebertarian that he won't see anything not approved by Roger's thumbs.
ebertarian by Jose Sinclair October 18, 2008

Übertaking 

verb: A ridiculous over-taking manouvere on the road, where a person overtakes someone who is currently overtaking another motorist. Performed at high speed.
That guy must be doing 120kph - He's totally Übertaking everything on the road.
Übertaking by djando77 June 1, 2011

Ubertorially

In relation to how an uber (cab) works in time related to the situation
It’s actually not so far from you ubertorially
Ubertorially by Dcgamble666 March 29, 2026
Spidey sense for evading poop on the street, canine or otherwise.
When walking in NYC or LA, you need shitdar.
Shitdar by Sickomonster June 3, 2026
Word of the Day on June 6, 2026

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026