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Super ugly, super bitchy, super nasty, super dirty, super don't-tough-it-with-a-ten {no, wait THIRTY} foot-poll, super skank girl. ;)
That girl over there is acting like a uber hag." "Amy Winehouse looks like a uber hag." "That girl is so dirty she's an uber hag.
by Uber Friend of a Uber Hag August 13, 2010