Sticking a pencil into your wifes uterus watching her bleed and then die
Yoooo dude i shoved a pen in the uterus of ur hooters chick
by Uterus pencil May 9, 2020
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The squishy thing inside a pussy. Not your girlfriend's vagina, but an ACTUAL pussy cat. Taken out from your pussy's pussy during spading.
Dude when I get high, my favorite food is cat uterus.
by Kat Cuterus December 30, 2016
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The scientific act of yeeting the fetus maker.
Elizabeth: I finally got to give the booterus to the uterus. We were on bad terms.
by December 17, 2021
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1. That cracka is such a cookie uterus. He gives dat gurl cookies every day uv da week. Shit yeah son~.
by CookieUterus February 27, 2009
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Rick: Fuck... Ellen has a mighty uterus.

Steven: I know, dude.
by pussydestroyer27 December 19, 2019
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A rape defense.

A woman inserts a knife in her uterus with the handle facing up and the blade facing down.
This way when a man tries to forcefully take her, his penis will be stabbed by the knife.
“I’m a eunuch.”
Aw shucks man, how’d that happen?”
“I tried to give it to Bernice, but she had a Uterus Knife.”
by oocheeha December 16, 2021
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