upside down crock-pot

Non existent sex life

Heather's favorite sex position is the upside down crock-pot.

by Eloshia July 18, 2017

upside down gorilla

When your 69ing a fat chick and you slip a thumb in her bum and she gets mad

I was doing the upside down gorilla with the mrs the other day and now I have a black eye

by Minty fuckery March 12, 2020

Upside Down Pony Pole

Being pegged by your wife with a dildo made from a mold of your own penis. The twist being that the dildo is increased in size by 33% in all dimensions.

"Cheryl wants to spice things up and bring a new man into the bedroom. I've been warming up with the upside down pony pole for a few weeks, so I'll be ready for that big ole bull!"

by Glazedroofhomie December 18, 2022

upside down roomba

When you hold a girl upside down as she sucks another guys dick that's laying on the ground

Bobby: Steve had to go to the hospital cause I dropped Jenny while doing the upside down roomba

by Pussy slayer & big dick mcgee July 18, 2017

upside-down lumpkin

Taking a shit while doing a handstand, while getting a blowjob.

It is essential that the shit spreads down the body like a waterfall.

Babe what do you think, is it time to perform an upside-down lumpkin?

by grantjohnson June 2, 2010

Upside Down Tiara

When you turn your tiara upside down to indicate you want to have sex with another man immediately

Ben used the upside down tiara in popworld to let people know he wanted bumming

by GlennTheBender January 24, 2023

upside down pizza

When the female suck the males dick and then kisses the male, transferring the cum to the mans mouth, witch is proceeded with the man spitting the cum in the woman's vagina (giving her a rim job).

I did the upside down pizza with you teacher.

by Me.merpy December 2, 2015