Pornographic visual or auditory material that is so abominable and hideous that it leaves the viewer in an slightly nauseated state. Although the intention prior to viewing the material was for sexual gratification, after reviewing the material, the viewer is often left wishing that he had never bothered to listen to the person who recommended viewing said unfaptastic material.
Rosie had me watch this sarah palin porn with her but it was so unfaptastic that I felt the need to down a beer and bang my head against the wall to get those images out of my mind.
Collette sprinkled pepper on the rest of her beans and ucapachesta-ed, causing Rose to holler, "You nasty stank bitch! Excuse yourself for our precious Lord's sake!"
Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.
Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.