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unfappable

Something so sexually undesirable, abhorrent or repulsive that it cannot be used for masturbation purposes.

Opposite of fappable.
Guy #1: Did you see "About Schmidt"?
Guy #2: Jack Nicholson and Kathy Bates? Jacuzzi? That shit was unfappable.
unfappable by Wrebagzhoe September 24, 2009
Related Words
Unlawful Flight to Avoid Persecution.

basically a formal way to describe running from the law.
they added a charge of UFAP on the top of another charge.
ufap by KRHimself June 10, 2006
Up close and personal... getting to know somebody "intimately"
Daaaang man, we was just foolin' around when she pulled down my pants and shit got all UCAP.
UCAP by Mashley August 25, 2006

Unfaptastic 

Pornographic visual or auditory material that is so abominable and hideous that it leaves the viewer in an slightly nauseated state. Although the intention prior to viewing the material was for sexual gratification, after reviewing the material, the viewer is often left wishing that he had never bothered to listen to the person who recommended viewing said unfaptastic material.
Rosie had me watch this sarah palin porn with her but it was so unfaptastic that I felt the need to down a beer and bang my head against the wall to get those images out of my mind.
Unfaptastic by dtfromtheOC March 26, 2010

ucapachesta 

Collette sprinkled pepper on the rest of her beans and ucapachesta-ed, causing Rose to holler, "You nasty stank bitch! Excuse yourself for our precious Lord's sake!"
ucapachesta by Seany73 November 11, 2006
I got to see Prince UCAP!
UCAP by mastercko November 18, 2004
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
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