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An acronym referring to Uncontrollable Boner Disease. Victims are subject to getting a boner from pretty much everything, including (but not limited to) head pats, colorful lights, the smell of delicious food, or watching tv.

Guy 1: "Hey man, why weren't you at Todd's party last weekend?"

Guy 2: "I was getting emergency surgery to treat my Type IV UBD."

UBD by chunsberger October 3, 2011

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UBD

Often entered in technical support notes. Means User Brain Damage.

User stated that he smells something burning and he see's smoke coming from his computer tower. Also, he spilled his drink on it earlier. Could not assist customer further because of UBD.

UBD by Benz0 November 14, 2004

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Ubda Scum

ubda Scum:
A racial term used to describe African Americans that are anti-white, rebellious to social norms, disrespectful, loud, and obnoxious. This may also include those who think their car stereo is the sole purpose of their creation, and dress with their pants closer to their ankles than waist. In some cases it appears they steal clothes from severly obese people. I mean seriously buy something that FITS. Also they do not know how to communicate in proper English, and have a blatant disregard to authority.

Basically it’s a term for ubda's whereas white-trash honkey ass cracker is for whites. Kinda the same thing.

Real World: Tyronne from Chappelle's Show on Comedy Central.

"Ahh friggin ubda scum everywhere."

Ubda Scum by The Don USF April 22, 2004

ubducted

When you are kidnapped by an Uber driver!

Joe, did you see the news just now a girl in Denver was ubducted by an Uber driver, WHOA!

ubducted by meh4221 November 15, 2016

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ubdul

The personification of divinity and all that is cool and good in the world

Oh my ubdul! Did you see that plane flip and land on one wheel!

ubdul by Jeeves, one people used ask. November 23, 2021

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ubducted

The way cool people spell the word "abducted" on social networking sites due to common spelling errors.

That dude was just "ubducted" by his alien cat named Poodle.

ubducted by Ted de Man August 17, 2011

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ub'd

The surprise when you realised someone added a description of you on urban dictionary.

Woah, you've been ub'd!

ub'd by woahed November 13, 2010

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Respectfully

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.

Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.

Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020

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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.

Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life by Sus Chad September 21, 2026

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crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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