A stupid dick head that doesn't understand how to not follow in Michel Jackson's footsteps (you know what Michel Jackson did) and wont shut the hell up. He also has a very small penis.
Look at that Tyson
#dick head #pussy #michel jackson #fucked up #dumb fuck
by Mr.D (Deez Nutz) May 14, 2015
verb: to metaphorically fuck, especially in the ass
The teacher tyson'ed me in the umar by giving me that C. I thought I at least deserved a B!
#sex #anal sex #fuck #bang #poke
by sbab July 26, 2009
Inserting a fist in both a girls pink and stink. Similar but exceeding the shocker. Also known as the kimbo if the female is black.
"I totally got tysoned by this guy last night and now im shitting pancakes"
#kimbo #fisting #double-fisting #tieson #shocker
by Tysoner November 16, 2009
he will steal ur shit and hock ur life.

"look at that dog cunt he is such a Tyson"
#tyson #goodlet #black #dog #cunt #hock
by tysoncansuckmyballsublackcunt March 06, 2014
noun: Mike Tyson- "the best ever. the most brutal and most viscious and most ruthless champion there's ever been. There's noone can stop me. Lennox is the conqueror? NO! I'm Alexander! He's no Alexander! I'm the best ever. There's never been anybody as ruthless. I'm Sonny Liston, I'm Jack Dempsey, there's noone like me I'm from their cloth. There's noone that can match me. My style is impetuous! My defense is impregnable, and I'm just ferocious! I want your heart! I want to eat his children! Praise be to Allah!"

Verb: to rape, kill, fight, smash, step on a childs testicles, rip apart, remove an organ, break someone, any form of extreme violence, or any means of degrading women
Bill: "whos the youngest man ever to win the WBC, WBA and IBF world heavyweight titles?"
Mike: "Mike tyson"

Sarah: "are you really gunna let her talk to you like that?"
Chris: "Fuck no... once that bitch walks away imma run up to her and tyson her ass, and violate her"


Jelly: " your such a loser, just leave me alone"
Me: "Don't make me Tyson ur ass"
Jelly: "I'm going to kick ur ass then call the cops for underage drinking"
**BAM** **BAM**
#mike #tyson #rape #women #children #fight
by Andre Kelma October 12, 2009
Kris's Bitch.
Oh, that's Tyson.
#whore #slut #skank #bitch #godzilla
by Yawnage December 11, 2010
sexiest god damn chick on the earth.
extremly hard to find.
large boobs and nice ass.
dude1 "omg look at that chick she is so sexy!"
dude2 "she must be a tyson"
dude1 "sexiest girl i have ever seen!"
dude2 "chyeah!"
#sexy #hott #damn #chika #babe
by babe-chick July 28, 2008
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