Ty Jacobson

A term for a dummy thicc short king, with enough cake to feed an entire wedding reception.

-My gosh, look at that man, he's a Ty Jacobson for sure!

-His butt is so big if he fell on it he would just bounce straight up

-He has to use 2 folding chairs at the neighborhood barbecue

-His shorts size is XLT, xtremely lucously thiccc

by Shamamadamhehewakawakahehehe June 28, 2023