texas two scoop 

When you fuck a girl in the ass then the pussy and have her lick both "scoops" off.

I know she would be down for the texas two scoop

texas two scoop by mallot January 13, 2008

two finger scoop

When you use your two fingers to wipe when you're all out of toilet paper.

"Man there was no toilet paper in the bathroom so I had to do the two finger scoop"

two finger scoop by 2 legit April 12, 2007

two loop scoop

two loop scope - make two loops to destract them with ur left hand and then give them a good slober knocker with ur right hand wrks every time

"hey man fuck off" thats when the two loop scoop comes in and just give them a good slober knocker but make sure to desrtact them first

two loop scoop by herald marshall JR. September 7, 2011

two finger scoop

a hot way to lift someones underboob

he two finger scoop me and it was hot

two finger scoop by slave lover#two finger scoop September 16, 2019

two scoops

When you grab and squeeze a girl/woman's breasts.

Guy-How many raisin's are in Raisin Bran??
Girl-Uh...I don't know..wtf are you talking about?
Guy-*Grabs the girls chest* Two scoops!

two scoops by FiremanPhil May 14, 2008

Two scoops

This is is when someone takes claim for work he or she has completed or has thought to have completed. This person is very boisterous and braggy. He or she pats them self on the back quite frequently.

Bill: did you know that I invented the first anal condom?
Ron: sure ya did, TWO SCOOPS!

Two scoops by My Ninja January 8, 2012

Two Scoops

An enormous ass that resembles two scoops of ice cream.

How did that mom fit those two scoops into those spandex?

Two Scoops by heynow_1 July 3, 2010