the two-point conversion occurs when a man is having unprotected anal sex with another man. upon reaching orgasm and ejaculating in his partner's anus, he screams "TOUCHDOWN!", and punches his partner in the testicles.
by eric williams August 12, 2006
by jojoisajojo November 26, 2008
As you are urinating into a toilet while standing, you decide that you also have to defecate. You then switch to sitting position to void your bowels.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
On a side note: It is considered good form to "cut off" your urine stream before switching to the sitting position unless you can execute a toilet straddling position. It is also not recommended to attempt a two-point conversion if your starting position is at a urinal, unless you have a stall waiting.
by dephex March 5, 2010
2.0 (two point oh)
web 2.0 - the new format/level for websites.
BMX 2.0 - the new type of large wheeled BMX bikes
Fashion 2.0 - the next new look
web 2.0 - the new format/level for websites.
BMX 2.0 - the new type of large wheeled BMX bikes
Fashion 2.0 - the next new look
by The real Freakomatic April 24, 2009
When a man is having a pee and comes to the sudden realization that he also needs to have a poop, resulting in a panicked sit-down.
Greg just woke up for a morning piss but halfway through, his stomach grumbled, so he went for the two-point conversion.
by Flynnteractive March 11, 2014
When you already have one member of the opposite sex in the bag and you try to get another as well. This usually ends up with you loosing the one you already have. Chances of success are slim.
Corey was drinking at the bar one night with his friends. He found a chick to go home with but then got greedy and went for the two point conversion with a female fire fighter. He ended up going home with his right and left hands instead
by Phill Latio September 23, 2008