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A twiv is a slang word that's a mix of a twat and a div put together. Originated in Enfield, North London, England in 2009, first used by a local called Barbara AKA Solidus.

Twat - An offensive UK slang word for a person who is annoying/dumb/rude/and just generally gets on your tits!
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Div - A UK slang word for a stupid person.
= Twiv
"Oh no, I sat on my phone and cracked the screen."
"what a twiv!!

"Hi, I'm David Cameron."
"STFU you bloody TWIV"
by Cypha128 August 19, 2011
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