itch twitchy twat

When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus

Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush

by KiNeTiK August 18, 2004

twitchy wink syndrome

A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.

haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!

by Granny Weatherwax September 25, 2005

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Twitchy

Someone who's uncertain, or has a tendency to contradict themselves.

Jake: "Man, my girl can't decide whether she want's to stay or leave."

Paul: "Oh damn she's a twitchy bitch."

by Mistha Cack April 25, 2019

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The Twitchies

Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned

Hey Greg, I got the twitchies! My legs are cramping up!

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Twitchy Pecker Fuck

After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.

Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!

by RockAndCock Rock 1st! December 12, 2019

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