Twiscale

The scale from 1-10 of the Twilight fan.

1 would be someone who likes the book, not so much the movie, and doesn't veiw themselves as a Twilight fan.

5 would be someone who is a fan of both the book and movie, but isn't necessarily a Twilight freak.

10 would be a huge Twilight fan who sports the icons, tee-shirts and posters. They refer to themselves as "Robsessed". Some people of this breed really aren't that bad, but most that are post-movie Twilight fans kind of suck. If they heard that you've even read a chapter of any of the books, they will question you about it.

-Oh, you like Twilight? Since when?
--I always liked Twilight, but on the Twiscale, I'm probably a one or two.
-Really? I'm more of a nine. I really love the series!

Twiscale by Damned Daybreaker August 11, 2009

twisdale 

A boy with a deep voice, who is severely afraid of butterflies.

P Twisdale got freaked out by 'dem butterflies, yo.
He screamed like a boy with a deep voice, yo.
Antonym: Bieber

twisdale by Scholaa with a Booty Slammer October 1, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004