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n. One who farts in the bathtub and bites the bubbles.
v. His favorite pastime is twilfing.
He may be incompetant, but at least he is a world class Twilfer.

by Anthony A. Aardvark September 28, 2006
43 162
Same as MILF, but aimed at Girls in their 20s!
I'm going out TWILF hunting!
by MILFBY July 12, 2009
97 81
A MILF who is active on Twitter
"Do I like Sarah Palin? Yea, she's a TWILF"
by hoyomonterrey November 17, 2009
35 22
Twins I'd like to Fuck
Those Tw.I.L.F. I could use tonight at my party
by Corn Julio February 11, 2006
10 3
Twin i'd like to fuck
fuck you make me horny, you're such a twilf
by 1394jj April 20, 2011
9 3
Twin I'd Like to Fuck
You're such a twilf!
by jess94 May 07, 2011
6 2
A hot mom who is totally into the Twilight movie series
Look at that mom with New Moon in her hands; she's a Twilf
by culinary chick November 20, 2009
25 28
Twitter + MILF
You heard? Ms. Gun Ho is a TWILF!
by RamboDR November 16, 2009
24 31