Twig snap 

Performed before oral sex. It is usually a humorous though sometimes awkward/angry situation. When a man with an erect penis bends his member in a downward motion, only to release it as said girl is going down on him, having said penis hit said girl in her face.

dude1: "Yo dude2 Amanda was about to go down on me and I totally Twig snapped her in the cheek"
dude2: "NO WAY!"
dude1: "yeah man she freaked out after it was so funny."

Twig snap by Quanium April 13, 2009

Snap my twig 

When you are so pissed off something in your brain snaps and you lose your shit.

That lady in line in front of me is going to make me snap my twig.

Oh dude! He’s about to snap his twig.

Snap my twig by I am Tuffy April 30, 2020

snap a twig 

To smoke a cigarette.

Hey man, you want to go snap a twig?

snap a twig by dennykins August 24, 2017

twig snapper 

Someone attracted to rail-thin, androgynous people. Comes from the idea of having sex with someone so bony they could be snapped in half like a twig.

Girl 1: "He said my tits were too big!"
Girl 2: "No surprise there. Dude's a total twig snapper."

twig snapper by 7sun October 6, 2011

Snapping Twig 

A man doing the duty of jerking off, ripping cord, shaking hands with the sheriff, etc.

My woman was out of town, so I went in the bathroom and began "Snapping Twig" as a substitue!!!

Snapping Twig by Johnny Pizza April 7, 2011

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020