Twiff

The knot section of a man's tie, used to cover the claff (see claff) can be judged on size, shape and all round build quality.

"Ben's twiff is looking awful as usual, should have gone for the double Windsor"

by Shah shakedown May 5, 2015

Twiff

A man who is very feminine and may or may not be dainty.

Look at that twiff over there, nice flower arrangement he's picking out.

Wow, Did you see that guy try and throw a baseball? Man, what a dainty little twiff.

These couple of twiff's came into the restaurant today, they both ordered large tossed salads. I wondered why they even had to leave the house for that.

by Ankipanz May 21, 2009

Twiff

Twiff-

The kind of guy who watches gay porn secretly at work. He's not even gay, he does it to be edgy

Twiff

The kind of guy who watches gay porn secretly at work. He's not even gay, he does it to be edgy.

Steve Dude I heard eminem is a total twiff!
Jeff not slim shady?!

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 16, 2018

twiff

A fine vagina, pretty as a flower.

That piece of ass has a grade a twiff.

by Dick Goezinya February 17, 2005

Twiff

A tiff between two people, frequently celebrities, had on Twitter.

You catch the twiff between Nicki and T-Swift?

by insanityze June 22, 2018

Twiff

Twiff-

The kind of guy who watches gay porn secretly at work. He's not even gay, he does it to be edgy

Twiff

The kind of guy who watches gay porn secretly at work. He's not even gay, he does it to be edgy.

Steve Dude I heard eminem is a total twiff!
Jeff not slim shady?!

by eat_ass_get_pinkeye August 16, 2018