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Tweenopause 

Entitled Bitchy Tweens. They think we are put in this earth to serve them. Breakdowns include eye rolling, silent treatment, loud sighs, stomping, and denial. W•A•R•N•I•N•G: This is just the beginning... They will be Teens soon.
Sara is going through Tweenopause!!

I asked Sara what happened to the bubbles & it started a tweenopause moment!
Tweenopause by Belle Frost June 11, 2014
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Teenopause 

When at an undefined age, between 12 and 16, an innocent, mild-tempered child turns into a crazy she/he-demon who seems to yell at everything because of various stupid reasons sometimes blaming themselves, or others. Extensive research is still being done into what hormonal imbalance is causing this.
E.g:
1: Hi Richard, what's wrong?
2: Nothin', my bloody daughter started going through teenopause today.
1:Ooo, that sucks man, good luck.

Example (in use)

1: Hay Jim, want to do something later?
2: OH MY GOD! WHY DO YOU HATE ME SO MUCH, YOU SHOULD GO KILL YOURSELF AND END YOUR SAD EXCUSE OF A LIFE!!!
Teenopause by Mr. Nom July 19, 2011
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