Rare species of the hominid phylum. Characterized by a very short body and large freckled cranium. Twavs are known for their skill in athletics, particularly soccer. The only way to communicate with a Twav is by substituting "twav" for everyother word.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
"I caught a Twav! It's a 90 pounder!"
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
by IanLH October 8, 2008
Rare species of the cordata phylum. Characterized by a very short body and large freckled cranium. Twavs are known for their skill in athletics, particularly soccer. The only way to communicate with a Twav is by substituting "twav" for at least every other word.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or “It’s half past Twav” or, when describing the weather, "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficient means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav, asexually. Twav hunting is also a very popular sport in many countries, because Twavs are intelligent, dangerous creatures that pose a challenging and exciting hunt for even the most experienced Twav hunter.
Famous Twavs:
Twavis Red is a household name in the Twav community. It is exceptionally large compared to most Twavs, weighing a whopping 103 lbs. It is also one of the oldest Twavs in existence, having lived for 94 Twav years (15 human years). It made its reputation, however, as a truly exceptional soccer athlete.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or “It’s half past Twav” or, when describing the weather, "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficient means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav, asexually. Twav hunting is also a very popular sport in many countries, because Twavs are intelligent, dangerous creatures that pose a challenging and exciting hunt for even the most experienced Twav hunter.
Famous Twavs:
Twavis Red is a household name in the Twav community. It is exceptionally large compared to most Twavs, weighing a whopping 103 lbs. It is also one of the oldest Twavs in existence, having lived for 94 Twav years (15 human years). It made its reputation, however, as a truly exceptional soccer athlete.
"I caught a Twav! It's a 90 pounder!"
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
by Twav Hunter8 October 15, 2008
Rare species of the cordata phylum. Characterized by a very short body and large freckled cranium. Twavs are known for their skill in athletics, particularly soccer. The only way to communicate with a Twav is by substituting "twav" for at least every other word.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or “It’s half past Twav” or, when describing the weather, "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficient means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav, asexually. Twav hunting is also a very popular sport in many countries, because Twavs are intelligent, dangerous creatures that pose a challenging and exciting hunt for even the most experienced Twav hunter.
Famous Twavs:
Twavis Red is a household name in the Twav community. It is exceptionally large compared to most Twavs, weighing a whopping 103 lbs. It is also one of the oldest Twavs in existence, having lived for 94 Twav years (15 human years). It made its reputation, however, as a truly exceptional soccer athlete.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or “It’s half past Twav” or, when describing the weather, "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficient means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav, asexually. Twav hunting is also a very popular sport in many countries, because Twavs are intelligent, dangerous creatures that pose a challenging and exciting hunt for even the most experienced Twav hunter.
Famous Twavs:
Twavis Red is a household name in the Twav community. It is exceptionally large compared to most Twavs, weighing a whopping 103 lbs. It is also one of the oldest Twavs in existence, having lived for 94 Twav years (15 human years). It made its reputation, however, as a truly exceptional soccer athlete.
"I caught a Twav! It's a 90 pounder!"
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
by Tvawie Man October 23, 2008
A mystical creature similar to the New Zealand, Tasmanian Devil, Twavs are peaceful herbavores who mainly live in the uptown New Orleans. Twavs are hunted for their lushious fur which can be used in many different ways. Twavs are also hunted for fun and entertainment.
by croissant eater November 25, 2008
Encompasses the terms twat and chav, although many will interlink these phrases automatically. All chavs are wankers...all wankers are twats...therefore all chavs are twats!!
Jordan is such a stupid twav as is Charlotte Church, Jodie Marsh, Fran Cosgrove, Abi Titmuss etc etc
by Twavs are evil! May 21, 2005