1 definition by IanLH
Rare species of the hominid phylum. Characterized by a very short body and large freckled cranium. Twavs are known for their skill in athletics, particularly soccer. The only way to communicate with a Twav is by substituting "twav" for everyother word.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
For example, when telling time: "It's Twav Thirty" or when describing the weather "It's twaving twavily outside."
Unfortunately, Twav populations are decreasing because of excessive hunting and inefficiant means of reproduction. Research has shown that Twavs lack reproductive organs and Twav offspring simply grow out of the side of the body of the parent Twav asexually. We must ban the hunting of Twavs if we want to save this majestic creature.
"I caught a Twav! It's a 90 pounder!"
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
"Yeah Twav!"
"I go Twav hunting every day at Twav Thirty in the afternoon"
"Twav Twav Twavy Twav Twavis Twav Twaving Twav"(Native Twav Language for "I ate very delicious lettuce while celebrating Easter")
by IanLH October 8, 2008