A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018
Jessica.. not only were you a hoe last night.. but you were a total fat fuck twatwaffle and ate 9 waffles.. Aunt Jemima would be pissed too
by Layyylaaaaaa January 23, 2020
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by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 21, 2020
1) A complete idiot that mere idiot, dumbass, or imbecile can not adequately describe.; however, to earn the title of twatwaffle, one must also attempt to assert authority/expertise where none is had, or use power/authority when they are offended by things that most people find humorous, and then use that authority to get the "offenders," in trouble and the "offending material" removed.*
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
2) Republican Senator Rand Paul
*I borrowed the current top definition to update it a little
Rand Paul uses his ophthalmologist title to pretend he is a medical doctor so that his followers will accept his covid 19 pandemic denials and his bigoted views on transgender rights. Rand Paul is the biggest twatwaffle
by TalaIsil March 4, 2021
A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
by Curbside-Curmie January 5, 2016
by Jeannabrowntown July 23, 2019